| Mitch Heidegger: Born on a farm in Westphalia to a poor peasant family. He built his first drum kit out of the remnants of a demolished henhouse. He joined the band “Lustfaust,” which broke up after 1 year. He then decided to move to Canada to become a lumberjack. Upon arriving in Vancouver Canada he got into a bar fight with his future band mate Cliff Hegel. Zeke Mason found him playing bongos in the street and immediately asked him to become a member of the boy-band “Triceratops.” When he next met Cliff Hegel at the first Triceratops meeting they got into another fight.
And the rest is history. Axle Schopenhauer: Born in a German community in Brazil. He was a gang leader by age 14, involved in organ trafficking. Pursued by the police, he took shelter in Chile but was discovered there and only managed to escape by hopping a drug boat to Vancouver. One cold winter day on Granville street he saw a Fender guitar. Overcome by the phallic power of this item he broke into the store and stole it. He learnt to play guitar, was arrested for a number of crimes and began playing all night in his cell. Zeke Mason discovered him after his release and asked him to join the boy-band triceratiops. Cliff Hegel: Born “Robert Graff von Eschenberg” to an impoverished aristocratic family in Switzerland. He became a semi-famous Schlager singer but drank away all the profits. He was forced to move to Canada to evade his creditors to whom he owed thousands. In a Vancouver bar he met Mitch Heidegger and got into a fight. At a go-kart track he met Zeke Mason when their karts collided in a freak accident. And the rest is history. Professor Babcock: Born in Birmingham to a young Czech model and a distinguished English diplomat. After his parents divorce young Bromwell Babcock moved to Prague with his mother. His mother soon realized that Bromwell was a genius (fluent in 5 languages by 7). In fact, he was so genial that the German Hauptgymnasium in Prague accepted him as its youngest pupil ever. At age 18 he accepted a tenure-track position at Oxford University. 30 Years later however, at age 48 he was forced to resign in disgrace due to his insatiable appetite for prostitutes. After this he moved to Canada and taught at U of MH. At age 79 he discovered the band Triceratops and it changed his life forever. Jason Bogonivlecki: Once a renowned Slavic poet, Jason had a complete emotional break-down after one of his books of poetry went to print containing a typo. His life soon plummeted straight into the gutter. Once, down and out, while on E, he heard the band Triceratops playing at a local dive. It changed his life forever, and he immediately approached the band and was hired on the spot as their roadie. The Band: From their uneasy beginnings, through their mythical rise, disturbing rumours of strange occult practices, power struggles and human sacrifice to their latest hits, Triceratops have been a musical band. |
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